This is Monty.
I’m bored. Here come more kittehs
Just you know playin’ with kitteh. His name is Diego.
That moment in life
when you get up to use the restroom and come back to see a kitteh in your bed that wants to play with your toes you know life is pretty good.
paranoia: lol everyone thinks you're boring and ugly haha someones talking about you right now omg your friends don't even like you that much they just pretend because they don't wanna sound mean but really you bore them and are so awkward no one can even bear to talk to you and everyone thinks you're weird because you actually are haha you're gonna die alone.
black-skellington: cl-4ss-ic-mind: All guys want is sex. You tell them no & they tell you you’re stupid. Who wants to bet he’ll stop texting me because he now knows he’s not getting anything from me…